REVIEW: 🇺🇸Hawaiian Kettle Style Potato Chips Hulapeno
Eh, I expected more from Hawaiian with these. It’s an excellent chip base as usual - if you haven’t tried Hawaiian Brand #chips, I...
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CHIPALYTICS
🇺🇸 Chip Reviews
Hi, I’m a chip lover and reviewer and this is CHIPALYTICS! This site is dedicated to my love of 💓chips💓 and tendency to pick up a bag wherever I am.
My reviews will be a description of the chips I try and my opinion. The chip will be described through the highly scientific stats of SALTINESS, FLAVOR LEVEL, and THICKNESS. These stats will be objective - a High saltiness is extremely salty, and Low saltiness is little salt. My opinion of the chip will be reflected in the opinion ratings of each chip, on CRUNCH, TEXTURE, and FLAVOR. 10 crunch is in my opinion a perfect crunch, and a 1 crunch would be a wet noodle.
More information on scores:
10 - Perfect, wouldn't change a thing
9 - Close to perfect, with a few minor changes
8 - Great
7 - Pretty good
6 - Good
5 - Average/acceptable
4 - Not good
3 - Bad
2 - Very bad
1 - Basically inedible
The overall score is a rating of the satisfaction and enjoyment of the snack as a whole, it’s not always the equal average of the crunch, texture, and flavor ratings.
My personal chip preferences which may affect my reviews are:
thin chips over thick
uncurled over curled/folded
high salt and flavor
I prefer to eat just chips as a snack and don’t usually like eating chips with other food ie. on the side with a burger, with a sandwich, or in sandwiches.
My favorite type of chip to try is the classic potato chip because of the variety and nuances in composition.
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REVIEW: 🇺🇸Dirty Potato Chips Jalapeno Heat
Eh I had higher hopes for these since I enjoyed the plain salted Dirty Chips, but these are a little off for me. The chip itself has a...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Trader Joe’s Ridge Cut Potato Chips Seasoned with Horseradish and Chives
Blehh who likes softer #potatochips with a chew? I guess they could feel more “gourmet” since it’s more similar to a potato in its...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸RW Garcia Organic Blue Corn Chips
Yum! Love well done plain corn chips. Especially with good ingredients, which are definitely detectable with these Organic Blue Corn...
REVIEW: 🇵🇪Lay’s Ondas Clasicas
Was brought back some Peruvian Lay’s from a trip, and I’m happy to report that these are a very solid potato chip option! I was kind of...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Trader Joe’s Restaurant Style White Corn Tortilla Chips
It’s been a while since my last tortilla chip review, and these are pretty good! Like all #TraderJoes items though, it’s like 70-80% good...
REVIEW: 🇯🇵Calbee Potato Chips
Whyyy. From what I can tell from the bag, these are supposed to be plain #potatochips? Maybe I’m too much of a purist, but plain potato...
REVIEW: 🇨🇳Lay’s Lime Flavor
Breaking up the #chips from Spain, since these are in stock NOW at @WorldSnackin! These are from China, and have a surprisingly thicker...
REVIEW: 🇪🇸 Lay’s Al Punto de Sal
✈️ Chipalytics Travels! Classic American Lay’s are one of my all time favorite #chips, so I was expecting to the Spanish version to be...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper
I have a medium spice tolerance, and these were S.P.I.C.Y. 🔥🔥🔥I made it past 4 #chips, then had to take a break to pant like a dog,...
REVIEW: 🇫🇷So Chips Vinaigre De Xeres
I wonder how many chip types So Chips can become my new favorite for? They already have the best/highest potato quality out of any chip...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Regenie’s Pita Brittle Salted Caramel Pecan
My favorite part about this account is discovering new and great #chips 🤤These are chips-adjacent, and I think they’re so great! It’s...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸365 Rippled Chips
Can someone get on this? I feel like there’s no good Ruffle-like finely rippled plain salt potato chips. Of course there are great larger...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Kettle Brand Sea Salt & Vinegar
Now THIS is a salt & vinegar chip. The last salt & vinegar chip I had were by #Lays, and those were everything I dislike about s&v...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸 Hawaiian Original
Yum! Love it when I encounter a good plain potato chip. This time from @hawaiianbrandsnacks, a brand who’s onion and bbq chips I’ve...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸 Lay’s Classic
This will be controversial and surprising from a person who eats and tries a lot of #chips, but I absolutely adore Lay’s Classic. To me,...
REVIEW: 🇫🇷 So Chips 5 Baies
Aaaand these are the best pepper chips I’ve ever had! So Chips has been such a pleasant discovery, and I’m sad their products aren’t in...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸 Pop Chips Sour Cream & Onion
It’s been years since I last had #PopChips, and these were definitely better than I remembered! What I remembered was a puffier chip that...
REVIEW: 🇯🇵Koikeya Kara Mucho Hot Chilli
Been a while since my last chip from Japan, and I had no idea what this chip is at first. I could tell from the aggressive #Japanese...
Review: 🇺🇸Boulder Canyon Avocado Oil Classic Sea Salt
My favorite natural chip for a while now, and it did not disappoint yet again 😊These are @bouldercanyon‘s Avocado Oil Canyon Cut...
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Random tip of the month:
One side of Lay’s Chips gets the salt flavoring more than the other side. Tap each side of a chip on the tip of your tongue to determine the salty side, and eat that side tongue down for maximum flavor.
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