REVIEW: 🇺🇸Hawaiian Kettle Style Potato Chips Hulapeno
Eh, I expected more from Hawaiian with these. It’s an excellent chip base as usual - if you haven’t tried Hawaiian Brand #chips, I...
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CHIPALYTICS
🇺🇸 Chip Reviews
Hi, I’m a chip lover and reviewer and this is CHIPALYTICS! This site is dedicated to my love of 💓chips💓 and tendency to pick up a bag wherever I am.
My reviews will be a description of the chips I try and my opinion. The chip will be described through the highly scientific stats of SALTINESS, FLAVOR LEVEL, and THICKNESS. These stats will be objective - a High saltiness is extremely salty, and Low saltiness is little salt. My opinion of the chip will be reflected in the opinion ratings of each chip, on CRUNCH, TEXTURE, and FLAVOR. 10 crunch is in my opinion a perfect crunch, and a 1 crunch would be a wet noodle.
More information on scores:
10 - Perfect, wouldn't change a thing
9 - Close to perfect, with a few minor changes
8 - Great
7 - Pretty good
6 - Good
5 - Average/acceptable
4 - Not good
3 - Bad
2 - Very bad
1 - Basically inedible
The overall score is a rating of the satisfaction and enjoyment of the snack as a whole, it’s not always the equal average of the crunch, texture, and flavor ratings.
My personal chip preferences which may affect my reviews are:
thin chips over thick
uncurled over curled/folded
high salt and flavor
I prefer to eat just chips as a snack and don’t usually like eating chips with other food ie. on the side with a burger, with a sandwich, or in sandwiches.
My favorite type of chip to try is the classic potato chip because of the variety and nuances in composition.
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REVIEW: 🇺🇸Zapp’s Potato Chips New Orleans Kettle Style Voodoo
Great chip and #snack option in general. The only thing is, I doubt I’ll ever crave these - but it’s definitely a good chip with a...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Trader Joe’s Veggie Chips
Weird how ‘salt’ is listed as an ingredient for these, because they were not salty at. All. Which is a shame, because these are...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Cheetos Baked Crunchy Cheese
No, I will not say these are just as good as classic #Cheetos. But what I will say is that these Baked Crunchy Cheese Cheetos absolutely...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Dirty Potato Chips Jalapeno Heat
Eh I had higher hopes for these since I enjoyed the plain salted Dirty Chips, but these are a little off for me. The chip itself has a...
REVIEW: 🇹🇼Kuai Kuai Caramel Milk Flavor
Now this is how you do a sweet puff base. While the flavor wasn’t my favorite, this should be at least a reference for any company...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸RW Garcia Organic Yellow Corn Chips
So good! Since I am a plain corn chip lover, and a #Fritos lover, I’m always into well made plain salted corn chips with good...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Doritos Blaze
Bahaha, #Doritos description of these say nothing about what “Blaze” actually is. They say “Doritos Blaze tortilla chips are an intense...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Trader Joe’s Ridge Cut Potato Chips Seasoned with Horseradish and Chives
Blehh who likes softer #potatochips with a chew? I guess they could feel more “gourmet” since it’s more similar to a potato in its...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Luke’s Organic Barbeque
It’s been a while since I had a BBQ flavor chip that was on the smoky side. Lately it’s been more sweet, but an occasional smoke one is...
REVIEW: 🇲🇽Takis Fuego
Starting off 2020 with a I-can’t-believe-I-never-posted-on-these: Takis Fuego! I do have a love affair with #Takis, but I will have to...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Smart Puffs Baked Cheese Puffs
I liked these! I think they're a MUCH better option than this brand’s more well known (and namesake) #PiratesBooty. Smart Puffs had a...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Lay’s Sweet Southern Heat Barbeque
They should call these “Better Lay’s BBQ” instead of “Sweet Southern Heat Barbeque”, because that’s essentially what these are. Whenever...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸RW Garcia Organic Blue Corn Chips
Yum! Love well done plain corn chips. Especially with good ingredients, which are definitely detectable with these Organic Blue Corn...
REVIEW: 🇯🇵YBC Aerial Plum
TOTALLY unexpected flavor and texture. I haven’t been this surprised by a snack in a while, but that’s one of the good things about...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Trader Joe’s World’s Puffiest White Cheddar Corn Puffs
Less good and more bland #PiratesBooty, but still very addicting to eat. Good and satisfying crunch once you’re past the styrofoam outer...
REVIEW: 🇺🇸Fritos Original
Why does everyone sleep on #Fritos? They’re always leftover last from a variety Frito Lay pack, but I feel like its perfection is...
REVIEW: 🇵🇪Lay’s Ondas Clasicas
Was brought back some Peruvian Lay’s from a trip, and I’m happy to report that these are a very solid potato chip option! I was kind of...
REVIEW: 🇲🇽Takis Crunchy Fajitas
Takis are so good. So so good. ❤️ Takis ❤️A big part of why they’re so good is #Barcel have truly perfected a crunchy tortilla chip roll....
REVIEW: 🇺🇸The Daily Crave Aged White Cheddar Lentil Chips
Whoa, pleasantly surprised by these! Never tried lentil chips before, but these have a legit crunch. They remind me a bit of the...
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Random tip of the month:
One side of Lay’s Chips gets the salt flavoring more than the other side. Tap each side of a chip on the tip of your tongue to determine the salty side, and eat that side tongue down for maximum flavor.
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