REVIEW: 🇺🇸Trader Joe’s World’s Puffiest White Cheddar Corn Puffs

Less good and more bland #PiratesBooty, but still very addicting to eat. Good and satisfying crunch once you’re past the styrofoam outer layer, but ultimately these were not very cheesy. I’d say it needs 30-40% more white cheddar power at least. Otherwise it’s just a very light powdery puff which is fun to eat a lot of. It’s an edible snack by any means, but there are many many better options out there especially while you’re at #TraderJoes -📍@traderjoes, Hollywood

Anime equivalent: Caesar Zeppoli, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

So what’s going on with this chip? Here are its highly scientific stats: Saltiness: LOW Flavor level: LOW Thickness: PUFFFFF

Opinion ratings (1-10): Crunch: 7.0 Texture: 4.0 Flavor: 5.8

Overall: 5.8