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REVIEW: 🇺🇸Pirate’s Booty

Ok yeah, I definitely remember these were better. Upon this most recent try, I can safely say #PiratesBooty are just ok. Of course it was never my top snack, and it is a healthier option or whatever compared to potato chips and Doritos - but it’s not composed that well. It has the whole bad styrofoam texture to it, a limited crunch, and is generally under seasoned and seasoned very inconsistently. That being said, it’s not a bad snack by any means, there are just better options if you want something more delicious and satisfying. @lukes_organic’s Cheddar Clouds are a way better version of Pirate’s Booty, or just accept that we’re all here for a good time not a long time and get #Cheetos instead. The flavor of this snack is actually good, but 80% of the puffs are under seasoned so you get mostly styrofoam pieces. 20% of them are seasoned well, and those are pretty great and more in the 8.0 range. The under-seasoned ones are unfortunately the vast majority and a solid 4.0. The flavor (when detectable) is a nice and sharp-ish white cheddar - salty, tangy, and a good pairing with the lil’ puffer with a small crunchy center. I just wish they were all highly seasoned to distract from the whole styrofoam-health-puff thing. - 📍@target, West Hollywood

So what’s going on with this chip? Here are its highly scientific stats: Saltiness: LOW Flavor level: LOW Thickness: LIL’ PUFFER

Opinion ratings (1-10): Crunch: 5.5 Texture: 4.2 Flavor: 6.2

Overall: 5.6


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